HEIR OF SLICK

turntechtimehead:

no you actually meant can hardly contain the hate bone that popped

almost out of your pants

YEAH, THAT’S CLEARLY WHAT I MEANT WHEN I SAID VOMIT. OR MAYBE YOU JUST TOOK THE SUBJECT OF MY INNOCENT RANT AS A PART OF ONE OF YOUR MANY AND DISTURBING KINKS AND FIGURED THAT, OBVIOUSLY, YOU OUGHT TO PUSH WHAT YOU’RE DOING ONTO OTHER PEOPLE. REALLY, I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE INTO REGURGITATED FOOD LIKE THAT, STRIDER. CAN’T SAY I’M SURPRISED.

kungfucockcrusher started following you

trickyannihilation started following you

bilateralinsomniac started following you

iceicewiggler started following you

OKAY, NOW I’M PRETTY SURE THAT SOME COSMIC BEING IS TRYING TO FUCK WITH ME BECAUSE I LITERALLY HAVE DONE NOTHING AT ALL THAT WOULD DRAW THE ATTENTION OF FOUR IDIOTS TO MY BULLSHIT BLOG. I MEAN, I COULDN’T EVEN UNDERSTAND IF IT WAS JUST ONE PERSON WHO STUMBLED UPON THIS AND THOUGHT I WAS TONS OF FUN AND PROCEEDED TO FOLLOW ME FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, BUT FOUR OF YOU??

deliriousharbinger:

pawfulpuns started following you

karkatslick started following you

won’t you up and motherfucking look at this.

AN ADDLE-NUGGED MOTHERFUCKING KITTY CAT

and my nubby-horned brother.

MY BEST MOTHERFUCKER, AIN’T HE MOTHERFUCKING JUST?

but this kind of brother is made to be all up and put in some soft bitchtits shell.

AND AIN’T THAT MOTHERFUCKING SOMETHING

to up and wrap my fucking pan about.

OH FAN FUCKING TASTIC. BEFORE WE START SOME LONG, CONVOLUTED CHAT ABOUT HOW —WHOA I’M A FUCKING HUMAN, SURPRISE, YOU WIN THE “I CAN DETECT OBVIOUS THINGS BY LOOKING AT SOMEONE” AWARD— I’M GOING TO JUST POINT OUT THAT YOU APPEAR TO BE SOBER, IF MY EXPERIENCE WITH OTHER GAMZEES HAS TAUGHT ME ANYTHING. AS SUCH, I’M AT LIBERTY TO ASK HOW YOUR MENTAL HEALTH IS AND IF YOU’RE TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF, WHICH CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT YOU’RE GAMZEE, I HIGHLY DOUBT THERE’S ANY GOOD AND TRUTHFUL ANSWER YOU CAN GIVE ME FOR BOTH OF THOSE.

turntechtimehead:

karkatslick:

NEWS FLASH: I’VE NEVER HATEBONED ANYONE IN THE ENTIRETY OF MY LIFE, ESPECIALLY NOT STRIDER. ANYONE WHO BELIEVES OTHERWISE CAN GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT ONLY COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY WRONG, THEY’RE ALSO DUMB ASSES. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT I HATE STRIDER THE SAME WHY I HATE EVERYONE AND THERE IS NO VARIOUS LEWD ACTS THAT I WOULD EVER DO WITH HIM BECAUSE, SURPRISE, I HATE HIM. IN A NORMAL MEANING OF THE WORD “HATE.” NOT THE ONE THAT ENDS IN ROUGH HOT SEX OR WHATEVER OTHER KIND OF BULLSHIT IS BEING SPEWED AROUND HERE.

slick and i never hateboned

read all about it

FIXED IT FOR YOU, DOUCHEHOLE.

(Source: deactivate-karkatslick)

Was that outburst really necessary?

YES IT WAS BECAUSE SOME MORON, AKA THIS MORON, SEEMS TO THINK THAT GOING AROUND MAKING CUTE LITTLE SPADE TROLL HATE BONER ICONS AT ME AND THEN TELLING EVERYONE THAT WE GOT IT ON IS A GOOD IDEA WHICH ONE, IT ISN’T, AND TWO, IT’S NOT TRUE, AND THREE, MY RELATIONSHIPS ARE NO ONE’S GOD DAMN BUSINESS.

NEWS FLASH: I’VE NEVER HATEBONED ANYONE IN THE ENTIRETY OF MY LIFE, ESPECIALLY NOT STRIDER. ANYONE WHO BELIEVES OTHERWISE CAN GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT ONLY COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY WRONG, THEY’RE ALSO DUMB ASSES. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT I HATE STRIDER THE SAME WHY I HATE EVERYONE AND THERE IS NO VARIOUS LEWD ACTS THAT I WOULD EVER DO WITH HIM BECAUSE, SURPRISE, I HATE HIM. IN A NORMAL MEANING OF THE WORD “HATE.” NOT THE ONE THAT ENDS IN ROUGH HOT SEX OR WHATEVER OTHER KIND OF BULLSHIT IS BEING SPEWED AROUND HERE.

turntechtimehead:

the only 12 year old dipshit with internet access is you

but yeah whatever

ill come over and kick your ass for you seeing as you clearly need it

OH YEAH, BECAUSE I’M CLEARLY LESS MATURE THAN YOU ARE, BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT SINCE YOU WON’T LISTEN TO ANYTHING ANYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN SAYS TO YOU WITHOUT YOU BEING HORRIBLY MAIMED IN SOME WAY FIRST. BUT GREAT, COME OVER AND TRY IT, HOT SHOT. I’M SURE THAT MY ASS WILL CONTINUE TO BE PERFECTLY FINE AND YOU’LL JUST HAVE TO GO HOME AND CRY TO YOUR CATS ABOUT HOW MUCH I WRECKED YOUR SHIT..

(Source: deactivate-karkatslick)

turntechblindhead started following you

OH GREAT, THIS IS JUST FANTASTIC AND EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED RIGHT NOW. NOT ONLY A STRIDER BUT ALSO YOU’RE BLIND WHICH, ACCORDING TO CAPTAIN DUMBFUCK AND HIS SENSITIVE TWEEN PROBLEMS, I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOU ALREADY JUST FOR THAT.

PRO TIP BEFORE THIS BECOMES SOME KIND OF STUPID REOCCURRING ISSUE WITH IDIOTS: I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE A STRIDER AND, SHOCKINGLY ENOUGH, I HATE STRIDERS. WHO WOULD HAVE EVER FIGURED THAT OUT? WOW. ANYWAY, NOW YOU KNOW AND YOU CAN KINDLY TAKE YOUR ASS AWAY FROM THIS TERRIBLE EXCUSE OF A BLOG AND NEVER BE TROUBLED BY ITS BULLSHIT EVER AGAIN.

turntechtimehead:

whos roof are we fighting on

i thought we were fighting on mine

are we fighting on yours

we need to get the details down

WELL CONSIDERING HOW I DON’T FEEL LIKE YOU’RE WORTH THE EFFORT TO LEAVE MY PROPERTY, WHY NOT MINE. THAT WAY, I DON’T HAVE TO GO TO FAR AND I CAN JUST KICK YOU OFF MY ROOF SINCE THAT’S CLEARLY THE BEST WAY TO SETTLE THIS ISSUE THAT SHOULDN’T EVEN BE AN ISSUE. I’M PRETTY SURE I’VE INSULTED LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE, SO ME TALKING ABOUT THE KIND OF PEOPLE WHO ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO DATE YOU IS BASICALLY ANOTHER DROP IN THE BARREL. 

BUT WHATEVER, YOU OBVIOUSLY NEED A FUCKING PUNCH TO THE FACE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE OR YOU START TO GET OFFENDED LIKE A SENSITIVE TWELVE YEAR OLD DIPSHIT WITH INTERNET ACCESS.

(Source: deactivate-karkatslick)

I’M LUMPING BLIND PEOPLE WITH MORONIC PEOPLE BECAUSE THOSE ARE THE ONLY TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE WHO’D DATE YOU. ALSO, WHY WOULD I WANT TO FIGHT WITH YOU ON THE ROOF? WHY WOULD THAT BE A GOOD IDEA REMOTELY AT ALL? MAYBE YOUR ROOF ISN’T LIKE MY ROOM, BUT MINE HAS AN UNFORTUNATE TRAIT THAT IT’S SLANTED AND PEOPLE TYPICALLY FALL OFF THOSE WHEN THEY TRY TO FIGHT ON THEM. ACTUALLY NO, THAT’S A PRETTY GREAT IDEA COME TO THINK OF IT. I’LL JUST PUSH YOU OFF THE ROOF.

terezisnowman started following you

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT; THERE’S ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE WACKY HUMANS THAT EVERYONE ENDS UP SAYING “OH YEAH, YOU’RE A TROLL WHERE I COME FROM” SINCE THAT’S OBVIOUSLY A THING PEOPLE GIVE A SHIT ABOUT. SO, HUMAN VERSION OF A CHICK WHO I USUAL SEE AS AN ALIEN WITH AN ORAL FETISH, WHY IN THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN FOLLOWING ME? BECAUSE I CAN THINK OF PLENTY OF OTHER BLOGS THAT YOU CAN FOLLOW THAT WOULD BE MORE SUITED TO YOUR VAST ARRAY OF INTERESTS, LIKE THIS REALLY RIVETING ONE ABOUT COLORS. GO WILD WITH THAT, OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU’LL DO AFTER YOU UNFOLLOW ME, I DON’T CARE.

turntechgodbitch:

oh no not bold text

you have ruined me

YES, BASICALLY. I’D FEEL SORRY BUT THEN I REMEMBERED THAT THIS IS FUCKING STUPID AND ALSO THAT I WOULDN’T CARE EVEN IF I DID RUIN ONE OF YOU IDIOTS. I’M SURE IF I DID MANAGE TO, I’D BE DIRECTED TO THE ART OF “IRONY,” WHICH IS FAKEY BULLSHIT, OR IGNORED ENTIRELY. THE FACT THAT I ACTUALLY FEEL LIKE I KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN TALKING TO ANY OF YOU DOUCHE BAGS MAKES ME FEEL RELATIVELY DEPRESSED COME TO THINK OF IT.

(Source: deactivate-karkatslick)